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ledzeppelinhair:

rap’s not really my thing but when classic rock fans shit on it cos it “is only about sex and drugs”
like
have you ever listened to classic rock

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

mercurykiss:

Right foot red

mercurykiss:

Right foot red

Reasons Utena is the best magical girl:

supersolenoidengine:

  • She can dunk
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therightnippleofgilgamesh:

fun fact if u right click on a song in itunes and click ‘get info’ and then pick the options tab u can edit at what point in the song it starts and stops playing

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congratulations you can now make itunes skip to nicki’s verse for you

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
xenolyth:

is it a shark or what? I haven’t a clue what this is.. might even have a laser somewhere.

xenolyth:

is it a shark or what? I haven’t a clue what this is.. might even have a laser somewhere.